Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

 

Most of the parents don’t know how to make their kids laugh. Yes, this is the fact that many of the current parents don’t actually know to make their kids happy and most of the times they find it very difficult to keep their kids entertained. Did you know that you can make your kids laugh just by saying some cool jokes? There are many ways to make your kids laugh and entertain them and one simple way is by saying the best jokes to them. Today, we are presenting you a list of best funny knock knock jokes for kids. So forget the worries and bring those childhood memories back by saying or hearing the funny knock knock jokes. Keep on reading!

Knock Knock

When I was a kid, I used to laugh on the knock knock jokes. Well, time has gone and now we all are playing with kids around. If you too are looking for a way to make them laugh, just keep these funny knock knock jokes to the screen and start reading them out. You can even memorize this jokes as well. Some of the Knock Knock jokes don’t really make any senses, however they are cool as hell and we all love to make our own as well. Here, we have compiled a list of the best of them and you too can enlist your own ones. So let’s just start reading!

Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!

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Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!



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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who? Knock.

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?
It’s freezing out here!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana. Banana Who? Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Figs.
Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch. Atch who?
Bless you!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double. Double who? W!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kiwi
Kiwi who?
Kiwi go to the store?



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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says. Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!



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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who.
Oh never mind it’s pointless.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who!
Who who? That’s what an owl says!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!



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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

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Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.  I am who?
You don’t know who you are?

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So folks, these were all the amazing and absolutely funny Knock Knock Jokes available. You too can create your own Knock Knock Jokes easily.

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Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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